Hilarious Doctor jokes : डॉक्टर मरीज चुटकुले
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox.
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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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doctor jokes in english
A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send a bill to her husband!
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One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"
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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
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A man comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my wife wants intense sex all day, what should I give her?’ The doctor says ‘my number '.
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Woman: Doctor, where are we going?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor.
Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either.
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Patient : Doctor, I got abdominal pain, I think I am pregnant.
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( A couple of examinations later)
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Doctor: I hope you like changing diapers.
Patient: OMG, Am I pregnant? Am I pregnant!?
Doctor: No, but you got bowel cancer.
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Patient : I think I have cancer Doctor.
Doctor : It’s all in your head.
Patient : phew
Doctor : a bunch of tumors, all in your head.
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doctor jokes in english
Patient : I never have a surgery before , and I am nervous.
Anesthesiologist: This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure.
Surgeon: You have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself. 😜
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Patient : I got a bad and good news.
Doctor : What's the good news?
Patient : The medicine ( eardrops ) for my earache worked
Doctor: What’s the bad news.
Patient: It tasted awful. 🤪
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Doctor : Do you want the good news or the bad news first
Patient : Good news, please.
Doctor : Well, they are naming a disease after you.
😂
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doctor jokes in english
Patient : Doctor it hurts, when I touch my shoulder.
Doctor : Don't touch it then.
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Doctor: Hello, Mrs Helen. How's your back?
Patient : It hurts when I get up on the morning.
Doctor : Get up, at noon then.
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