Hilarious Doctor jokes : डॉक्टर मरीज चुटकुले

Hilarious Doctor jokes : डॉक्टर मरीज चुटकुले 

Hilarious Doctor jokes : डॉक्टर मरीज चुटकुले

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?

Doctor: A shoebox.


Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.


doctor jokes in english

A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send a bill to her husband!


One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"


My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.


A man comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my wife wants intense sex all day, what should I give her?’ The doctor says ‘my number '.


Woman: Doctor, where are we going? 

Doctor: To the morgue. 

Woman: I’m not dead yet, doctor. 

Doctor: We’re not at morgue yet, either.


Patient : Doctor, I got abdominal pain, I think I am pregnant.


( A couple of examinations later)


Doctor: I hope you like changing diapers.

Patient: OMG, Am I pregnant? Am I pregnant!?

Doctor: No, but you got bowel cancer.


Patient : I think I have cancer Doctor. 

Doctor : It’s all in your head. 

Patient : phew  

Doctor : a bunch of tumors, all in your head.


doctor jokes in english

Patient : I never have a surgery before , and I am nervous. 

Anesthesiologist: This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure. 

Surgeon: You have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself. 😜


Patient : I got a bad and good news.

Doctor : What's the good news?

Patient : The medicine ( eardrops ) for my earache worked

Doctor: What’s the bad news. 

Patient: It tasted awful. 🤪


Doctor : Do you want the good news or the bad news first

Patient : Good news, please. 

Doctor : Well, they are naming a disease after you.



doctor jokes in english

Patient : Doctor it hurts, when I touch my shoulder.

Doctor :  Don't touch it then.


Doctor: Hello, Mrs Helen. How's your back?

Patient : It hurts when I get up on the morning.

Doctor : Get up, at noon then.

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